*  抱歉，这是一首英文歌，感觉这是真正的工程师的生活，谨以此回应“十进
      制网址”一文中的专家们

*The 12 Bugs of Christmas*

*.*

    For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Say it's not supported
    Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.
    .
    For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Tell them it's a feature
    Say it's not supported
    Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

Cool!

2008/1/25 Jian-xiang Alex Peng <Alex.Peng at sun.com>:

>    *  抱歉，这是一首英文歌，感觉这是真正的工程师的生活，谨以此回应"十进
>      制网址"一文中的专家们
>
> *The 12 Bugs of Christmas*
>
> *.*
>
>    For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Reinstall the software
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Say they need an upgrade
>    Reinstall the software
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Find a way around it
>    Say they need an upgrade
>    Reinstall the software Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Blame it on the hardware
>    Find a way around it
>    Say they need an upgrade
>    Reinstall the software
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Change the documentation
>    Blame it on the hardware
>    Find a way around it
>    Say they need an upgrade
>    Reinstall the software
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Say it's not supported
>    Change the documentation
>    Blame it on the hardware
>    Find a way around it
>    Say they need an upgrade
>    Reinstall the software
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
>    .
>    For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>    Tell them it's a feature
>    Say it's not supported
>    Change the documentation
>    Blame it on the hardware
>    Find a way around it
>    Say they need an upgrade
>    Reinstall the software
>    Ask for a dump
>    Run with the debugger
>    Try to reproduce it
>    Ask them how they did it and
>    See if they can do it again.
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