2008年01月25日 星期五 20:59
[zeuux-universe] 真正的工程师的生活 :) 兼回应"十进制网址"一文 http://groups.google.com/group/python-cn/t/37bb4583aa8ae4ec 中国网络传奇引发的音乐激情~~ 特此倡议: 0. 大家选择或是自行翻译歌词, 1. 用各地方言唱/念/饶/吼出来, 2. 录制成好看故事~注意,直接使用自个儿的照片声音注释就好, 3. 加入 http://www.haokanbu.com/event/227/ 活动, 我们在 4-1日前评选出最佳效果奖来,发动社区渠道,广为宣传! 让音乐直觉的传达程序员的情操卟! 2008/1/25 vcc <vcc.163在gmail.com>: > 哈哈, 试着搞个完整版 ;-) > > 歌名: Rock the BUG's World ^_^ > > 铛铛铛铛铛,铛铛铛铛铛, > 点解你有一只BUG各, > 是不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 不是哇升咗级没啊, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 没嘢更嘿转转避下先, > 不是哇升咗级没啊, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 肯定是硬件有问题啦, > 没嘢更嘿转转避下先, > 不是哇升咗级没啊, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 不然就是文档混凫, > 肯定是硬件有问题啦, > 没嘢更嘿转转避下先, > 不是哇升咗级没啊, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 已嘎终没支持住, > 不然就是文档混凫, > 肯定是硬件有问题啦, > 没嘢更嘿转转避下先, > 不是哇升咗级没啊, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > 新特性就是这样的啦, > 已嘎终没支持住, > 不然就是文档混凫, > 肯定是硬件有问题啦, > 没嘢更嘿转转避下先, > 不是哇升咗级没啊, > 重灌系统得咗不得咗, > 验完条尸再讲嘢, > DEBUG家伙试下先, > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > 无怪你话我点作咯, > 不是你眼花看错作; > > > On 1月25日, 下午4时28分, Zoom.Quiet <zoom.qu...在gmail.com> wrote: > > 2008/1/25 vcc <vcc....在gmail.com>:> 大妈翻译得...嗯嗯嗯...你的广东话都一般般啦...音乐细胞的..xiu...xiu....la.... ^_^ > > > > > 这个版本更加强大,翻译好,俺找人录成 Rap 以后作 ZPyUG 的社区歌凫 > > > > > > > > > > > > > OK, come one music.... > > > 铛铛铛铛铛,铛铛铛铛铛, > > > 点解你有一只BUG各, > > > 是不是你眼花看错作; > > > > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > > > 无怪你话我点作咯, > > > 不是你眼花看错作; > > > > > 点解又有一只BUG各, > > > 被我呔下复不复到咯, > > > 无怪你话我点作咯, > > > 不是你眼花看错作; > > > > > ................. > > > > > On 1月25日, 下午3时01分, Zoom.Quiet <zoom.qu...在gmail.com> wrote: > > > > 2008/1/25 Zoom. Quiet <zoom.qu...在gmail.com>:> 太COOL 了,只有 OT FW! > > > > > > > 2008/1/25 Jian-xiang Alex Peng <Alex.P...在sun.com>: > > > > > > > > * 抱歉,这是一首英文歌,感觉这是真正的工程师的生活,谨以此回应"十进 > > > > > > 制网址"一文中的专家们 > > > > > > > > *The 12 Bugs of Christmas* > > > > > > 真真笑喷凫,使用的招还不是一般小公司能够作到的,試译并收藏了:http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ProgrammerJokes > > > > > > 春节里冒出的臭虫 > > > > > > *.* > > > > {{{ > > > > 春节里发现第一只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第二只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第三只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第四只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第五只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第六只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第七只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 告他们该升级了 > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第八只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 找折绕过去吧 > > > > 告他们该升级了 > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第九只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 硬件里闷掉卟 > > > > 找折绕过去吧 > > > > 告他们该升级了 > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第十只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 用文档混凫 > > > > 硬件里闷掉卟 > > > > 找折绕过去吧 > > > > 告他们该升级了 > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第十一只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 回复还未支持 > > > > 用文档混凫 > > > > 硬件里闷掉卟 > > > > 找折绕过去吧 > > > > 告他们该升级了 > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > . > > > > 春节里发现第十二只臭虫,经理说: > > > > 强调介系新特性 > > > > 回复还未支持 > > > > 用文档混凫 > > > > 硬件里闷掉卟 > > > > 找折绕过去吧 > > > > 告他们该升级了 > > > > 重启软件 > > > > 验回尸 > > > > 用调试器 > > > > 重现一家伙 > > > > 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? > > > > 看紧点. > > > > > > }}} > > > > > > *.* > > > > > > > > For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Reinstall the software > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Say they need an upgrade > > > > > > Reinstall the software > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Find a way around it > > > > > > Say they need an upgrade > > > > > > Reinstall the software Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Blame it on the hardware > > > > > > Find a way around it > > > > > > Say they need an upgrade > > > > > > Reinstall the software > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Change the documentation > > > > > > Blame it on the hardware > > > > > > Find a way around it > > > > > > Say they need an upgrade > > > > > > Reinstall the software > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Say it's not supported > > > > > > Change the documentation > > > > > > Blame it on the hardware > > > > > > Find a way around it > > > > > > Say they need an upgrade > > > > > > Reinstall the software > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > . > > > > > > For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > > > > > Tell them it's a feature > > > > > > Say it's not supported > > > > > > Change the documentation > > > > > > Blame it on the hardware > > > > > > Find a way around it > > > > > > Say they need an upgrade > > > > > > Reinstall the software > > > > > > Ask for a dump > > > > > > Run with the debugger > > > > > > Try to reproduce it > > > > > > Ask them how they did it and > > > > > > See if they can do it again. > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > > > > > > zeuux-universe mailing list > > > > > > zeuux-unive...在zeuux.org > > > > > >http://www.zeuux.org/mailman/listinfo/zeuux-universe > > > > > > > > ZEUUX Project - Free Software, Free Society! > > > > > >http://www.zeuux.org > > > > > > > -- > > > > > 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