2008年01月25日 星期五 14:39
太COOL 了,只有 OT FW! 2008/1/25 Jian-xiang Alex Peng <Alex.Peng在sun.com>: > * 抱歉,这是一首英文歌,感觉这是真正的工程师的生活,谨以此回应"十进 > 制网址"一文中的专家们 > > *The 12 Bugs of Christmas* > > *.* > > For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > See if they can do it again. > . > For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Reinstall the software > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Say they need an upgrade > Reinstall the software > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Find a way around it > Say they need an upgrade > Reinstall the software Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Blame it on the hardware > Find a way around it > Say they need an upgrade > Reinstall the software > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Change the documentation > Blame it on the hardware > Find a way around it > Say they need an upgrade > Reinstall the software > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Say it's not supported > Change the documentation > Blame it on the hardware > Find a way around it > Say they need an upgrade > Reinstall the software > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > . > For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > Tell them it's a feature > Say it's not supported > Change the documentation > Blame it on the hardware > Find a way around it > Say they need an upgrade > Reinstall the software > Ask for a dump > Run with the debugger > Try to reproduce it > Ask them how they did it and > See if they can do it again. > _______________________________________________ > zeuux-universe mailing list > zeuux-universe在zeuux.org > http://www.zeuux.org/mailman/listinfo/zeuux-universe > > ZEUUX Project - Free Software, Free Society! > http://www.zeuux.org -- '''Time is unimportant, only life important! 过程改进乃是开始催生可促生靠谱的人的组织! '''http://zoomquiet.org 博 @ http://blog.zoomquiet.org/pyblosxom/ 维 @ http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ZoomQuiet 豆 @ http://www.douban.com/people/zoomq/ 看 @ http://zoomq.haokanbu.com/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Pls. usage OOo to replace M$ Office. http://zh.openoffice.org Pls. usage 7-zip to replace WinRAR/WinZip. http://7-zip.org You can get the truely Freedom 4 software.
2008年01月25日 星期五 15:01
2008/1/25 Zoom. Quiet <zoom.quiet在gmail.com>: > 太COOL 了,只有 OT FW! > > 2008/1/25 Jian-xiang Alex Peng <Alex.Peng在sun.com>: > > > * 抱歉,这是一首英文歌,感觉这是真正的工程师的生活,谨以此回应"十进 > > 制网址"一文中的专家们 > > > > *The 12 Bugs of Christmas* > > 真真笑喷凫,使用的招还不是一般小公司能够作到的,試译并收藏了: http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ProgrammerJokes 春节里冒出的臭虫 *.* {{{ 春节里发现第一只臭虫,经理说: 看紧点. . 春节里发现第二只臭虫,经理说: 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第三只臭虫,经理说: 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第四只臭虫,经理说: 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第五只臭虫,经理说: 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第六只臭虫,经理说: 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第七只臭虫,经理说: 告他们该升级了 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第八只臭虫,经理说: 找折绕过去吧 告他们该升级了 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第九只臭虫,经理说: 硬件里闷掉卟 找折绕过去吧 告他们该升级了 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第十只臭虫,经理说: 用文档混凫 硬件里闷掉卟 找折绕过去吧 告他们该升级了 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第十一只臭虫,经理说: 回复还未支持 用文档混凫 硬件里闷掉卟 找折绕过去吧 告他们该升级了 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. . 春节里发现第十二只臭虫,经理说: 强调介系新特性 回复还未支持 用文档混凫 硬件里闷掉卟 找折绕过去吧 告他们该升级了 重启软件 验回尸 用调试器 重现一家伙 问一下丫们乍又整出来了? 看紧点. }}} > > *.* > > > > For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Reinstall the software > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Say they need an upgrade > > Reinstall the software > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Find a way around it > > Say they need an upgrade > > Reinstall the software Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Blame it on the hardware > > Find a way around it > > Say they need an upgrade > > Reinstall the software > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Change the documentation > > Blame it on the hardware > > Find a way around it > > Say they need an upgrade > > Reinstall the software > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Say it's not supported > > Change the documentation > > Blame it on the hardware > > Find a way around it > > Say they need an upgrade > > Reinstall the software > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > . > > For the twelth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me > > Tell them it's a feature > > Say it's not supported > > Change the documentation > > Blame it on the hardware > > Find a way around it > > Say they need an upgrade > > Reinstall the software > > Ask for a dump > > Run with the debugger > > Try to reproduce it > > Ask them how they did it and > > See if they can do it again. > > _______________________________________________ > > zeuux-universe mailing list > > zeuux-universe在zeuux.org > > http://www.zeuux.org/mailman/listinfo/zeuux-universe > > > > ZEUUX Project - Free Software, Free Society! > > http://www.zeuux.org > > > > -- > '''Time is unimportant, only life important! > 过程改进乃是开始催生可促生靠谱的人的组织! > '''http://zoomquiet.org > 博 @ http://blog.zoomquiet.org/pyblosxom/ > 维 @ http://wiki.woodpecker.org.cn/moin/ZoomQuiet > 豆 @ http://www.douban.com/people/zoomq/ > 看 @ http://zoomq.haokanbu.com/ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > Pls. usage OOo to replace M$ Office. http://zh.openoffice.org > Pls. usage 7-zip to replace WinRAR/WinZip. http://7-zip.org > You can get the truely Freedom 4 software. > -- '''Time is unimportant, only life important! 过程改进乃是开始催生可促生靠谱的人的组织! 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